The Terrifying Bat Man

I have to admit to being at a tokusatsu impasse. I’ve almost considered broadening the horizons of this blog to encompass non-Japanese live action hero shows as I’ve felt so nonplused by the current direction of tokusatsu. Of course, I blame Inoue for this and will not return to DCD until he’s gone home. The trouble with this is that it leaves this blog bereft of regular content.

At the behest of seiji982, I’ve been checking out a couple of episodes of Shinkenger and whilst I can’t find fault with it, save for the hideous designs for the villains (I understand now why Toei kept the villain designs under wrap for so long when pre-series hype was doing the rounds), the series itself just doesn’t move me in any sort of way. Me and sentai just aren’t working out right now…I can’t even be moved to write fic – not even fic with girls (*gasp*).

So what have I been watching that’s heroic, dynamic and full of live action special effects, you might ask? Well, dear reader, not only will I tell you but I will show you:

"Kōmori Otoko!"

I grew up watching a lot of 1940s serials like King of the Rocketmen, Flash Gordon and, of course, Batman, which I presently seven episodes into re-watching. Whilst the series may not count as tokusatsu and is, in fact, hideously racist beyond belief (not just in a ‘Germany and Japan are the bad guys’ but in a vindictive and spiteful fashion…and there’s a couple of pointless shots at India in there as well, despite the fact that India, as a Dominion of the Empire was an *ally* of America) but the writing, when not lowered by propaganda, still beats Inoue’s Faizu re-writes hands down.

So until DCD either gets better or crawls off somewhere to die in a flurry of hideous merchandising, this is where I’m going to say.

I want to tell you that the next post will be soon…but I really don’t know if it will.

Kamen Rider DCD #21 ‘Review’ (NO SPOILERS)

Dear internets,

I’m not even writing about this episode as it was, quite possibly, one of the worst things I have ever seen in my life.

Can someone tell me if that bastard Inoue Toshiki is going to continue to write these arcs because, if so, I’m not going to waste my time with them.

Bring me the Head of Inoue Toshiki

The ever helpful Arrow’s revelation that the current arc of DCD is being scribed by my arch-nemesis, Inoue Toshiki explains everything.

Becuase, yeah, thanks for that Inoue, the world was crying out for a rehash of 555: Paradise Lost.

Toei obviously hate me.

Happy SHunday!

On a more cheerful note, happy birthday Shioya Shun (Yuusuke from Hurricanger).

I would provide some witty commentary on this post but right now words fail me.

That really *is* all.

Kamen Rider DCD #20 Review (SPOILERS)

[SPOILERS...for whatever the hell it was that I just watched]

Is there some unwritten rule about Heisei Rider shows turning to shit midway through their run?

Episode #20 felt like the first episode of a new series…and a not very good one at that. To begin with the next episode trailer, it appears that our screens will be graced very soon by a form of the DCD suit that someone has appears to have vomited on before attempting to clean up the mess with Faizu cards. I’m pretty sure I can live without that.

Working back from what may be the worst mistake since Den-o’s DenLiner Form, episode #20 is populated with inept teachers, second rate Riders and the Roman Club from Sundome, all of whom conspire to make the Den-o arc look like a thoroughly well-plotted and complex two-parter.

I honestly don’t know what to say about this as I’m finding it hard to specifically think of good points to highlight. Fair enough it’s nice that Diend has become a somewhat more heroic character, it’s interesting that this world may in some way be fake and, fair due, I was only recently complaining that Natsumi no longer seems to have a role in this series but, and here’s the kicker, even though she’s on screen during 80% of this episode, she still does nothing. In some ways it feels even more insulting to draw out this storyline and send her running around after the Roman Club and a bunch of posturing ‘dark’ Riders  than to keep her on the sidelines. At least when she was in the background, the stories weren’t going off in the deep end.

If this series is going to carry on then it seriously needs to pick up again because this episode comes damn close to undoing all the work of the preceding worlds and reseting the story to the bland crossover-for-crossover’s-sake dynamic of the first episode.

Sadly, I don’t think I can say anything more. I want to believe this is just a dip in quality and I possibly be acting in a reactionary manner because I enjoyed the redefinition of prior material that we’ve been treated to over the past 18 episodes and I’m a little lost now that we’ve come to DCD has to reveal its ‘own’ storyline as a series, but I can’t help but feel overwhelmingly disappointed that, based on this episode alone, the storyline seems to be the standard melodramatic Faizu/Den-o/Kiva fair of dark Riders, simpering supporting characters and resistance fighters against  evil Riders that has so defined previous Heisei series.

"Sadly there was no maid!Spa treatment that could cleanse Tsukasa of the sensation that they were stuck in a dire storyline."

I honestly hope this Fake!World only lasts for two episodes and not ten because if this is the new shape of things, then I think I’m going to go back to watching Super-1 and Black.

That is all.

Kamen Rider DCD #19 Review (SPOILERS)

[SPOILERS...for an episode you've already seen]

My friend Mister Mo really likes Agito. He often claims that Agito has this level of depth and meaning (it doesn’t, by the way, Mister Mo) that other entries in the Kamen Rider franchise just don’t have. Recently, he’s stopped watching DCD because he felt that the Agito’s World arc didn’t capture the true spirit of his favourite series. I can certainly understand where he’s coming from but I’ve also been determined to give Hibiki’s World a fair chance hence why I’ve only just got round to watching DCD #19.

Over the past couple of arcs, it’s felt like the series has been winding down – well, perhaps that’s not as accurate a statement as it should be. Since Den-o’s World, it’s felt like the series has been winding down. I’m not trying to heap the blame solely on the shoulders of episodes #14 – 15 but it does feel like those episodes were a noticeable watershed in how the series has developed and how it will develop now we’ve reached the point where we’re back we started.

To begin at the end, one of my concerns about tomorrow’s episode is that, now we’re back in Natsumi’s World, we’re going to find ourselves with nothing but cameos from less significant secondary Riders in an unchanging world. The clip of the Kiva-esque Rider running amok in the next episode trailer did nothing to disuade my opinion that a.) this might be a possibility and b.) Toei really do have a shedload of Kiva merchandise left to sell. I really hope #20 picks up in some way as such a decision would really kill the momentum of the series.

But let’s not worry about the future, for now let’s live in the present – and speaking of the present, #19 is one of those episodes that, perhaps like Mister Mo when watching Agito’s World, I began to watch whilst doubting the ability of the new medium to interpret the story I loved. Having watched both episodes of Hibiki’s World, I have to say that I don’t think that they fully explored the story of the original series…but they did however take what was at the heart of that series (the relationship between Asumu and Hibiki) and do something new and interesting with it, therefore I can’t complain.

Whilst I was pleased to see the return of some familiar faces and familiar characters, I did find that, just as Asumu had become more expressive, Akira seemed to have become quieter. There’s still determination in the way she carries herself but she’s a lot less abrasive.

I also had a hard time excepting Ito David as ‘a Hibiki’. Even though I knew Hosokawa wasn’t going to return, Ito just didn’t seem like ‘a Hibiki’. There was the suggestion of Hidaka Hitoshi in the way that he acted at times and certainly in the nobility with which he faced death but for the rest of it, I was a lot more comfortable with the new!Asumu assuming the Hibiki role.

"My spirit sleeping somewhere cold."

Daiki’s role in this seemed a bit all over the place – for a while I was convinced he was about to become the villain it was half-suggested he might be upon his arrival in the show.

One of the big problems with this approach is that the franchise keeps throwing out these villainous Riders but still has to make sure there’s a Double Rider sequence in each episode thus the bad guys always seem to resign their morals (or lack thereof) during the final reel before the status quo is once more resumed (‘Don’t think this makes us friends, Rider X,’ growled Rider Y with a flick of his hair from his eyes. Rider X grunted, tightening his hand into a fist, ‘But I know you’re not really bad, Rider Y, one day your heart will turn to the light…even if you have to spend the next 40 episodes fighting me and then teaming up with me at the end of each one!’). Yet, during the course of this episode, it seemed like Daiki become one of the good guys instead. I don’t really have a problem with that.

The final two fights – the first being Asumu!Hibiki vs. Gyuki and the second being multiple Riders vs. Bakegani – were both done well, the former being heartfelt and the latter being suitably epic. I was pleased to see the return of the giant Makamou, even if it took another Ryuki character to bring about their role in the story. It was also nice to see Zanki, Todoroki, Ibuki and Akira all working alongside Diend and DCD to bring about the defeat of the giant crab…

"I said, 'Who's Michael?' 'Who is Michael Jackson?' he said, 'The Michael Jackson - the real Michael Jackson'"

…however, I can’t help but feel that this scene could have been made even better had Danki been included in it.

(joking – although if the next set of episodes are just random secondary Riders there’s always a chance he’ll turn up in Natsumi’s World!)

Now let’s wait and see what tomorrow brings.